Well, I tried to finish A Dance With Dragons in time for George R. R. Martin’s 65th birthday today, but, alas, I failed. That book is *really* long, if you hadn’t noticed. I should be finishing it up either tomorrow or Sunday, but in the mean time, in honor of Martin’s name day, here is a “joke” Firefly actor Nathan Fillion said regarding Martin’s current process on finishing up The Winds of Winter. Happy Birthday George R. R. Martin, and please…no more. You’ve given me literary PTSD too many times. Have mercy.